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Description: brainwashing is hard

Description: hes a friend, right

Description: Not a teddy teddy bear

Description: Sweet Dreams may not happen

Description: aliens thought earth was easy

Description: Alien makes fun of horror movie tropes

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Description: Beary scary Tee

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Description: Every day

Description: Its true

Description: This alien has skills

Description: 90s inspired design with a horror twist.

Description: Perfect for true crime fans and horror enthusiasts! This design features a vintage-inspired illustration with a fun twist on relationship red flags. Great gift for fans of psychological thrillers and dark humor.

Description: The logo you know is now on the go

Description: Finally she gets it!

Description: It's darkly funny, like a play on corporate or medical slogans, twisted through a cursed slasher lens. Think: the DMV or hospital staff… except everyone's dead and you're next in line.

Description: Bless the harvest or be it

Description: Codename: "He’s In Your House" Archetype Blend: Butcher / Home Invasion / Culinary Revenant They say The Butcherman isn’t just summoned… he’s invited. A former line cook who vanished mid-shift after a grease trap fire, he returned decades later with a butcher’s cleaver and the cursed recipe for “Home Meat.” Now he travels suburbia at night, smelling out forgotten leftovers and souls that taste like regret. Once he’s in your kitchen, you’re on the menu. Ties to the Dish Boy: Appears when the dishes pile up. Prophet of the Oven Cult: Converts victims with blood-salted sermons. Quote in Archives: “Every pantry hides a portal.” Symbolism: He represents neglect, domestic rot, and the final step of cursed culinary evolution.

Description: Watch it and you may not make it through the night.

Description: Cant be jump scared? We have a cure for that!

Description: Do you really want to tell her no?

Description: No Dan we are not going separate way so the killer can pick us off one by one.

Description: Its like summertime meets Friday the 13th

Description: Fun But Horrifying tees

Description: Horror tshirts

Description: Horror Tshirts

Description: Beach Horror

Description: Beach Themed Horror Shirt